The Mook Manifesto - Part 4

March 7, 2018

The fourth fifth of...

The Mook Manifesto - an antidote to success



Step 61


Speak before you think. See what bewildering levels of twat you can achieve.


Think before you speak. And meet those twats up close.


Step 62


'Yemen is miles away.

Unless you live in or around Yemen.'

Old Mook Proverb


'Where there's a wallaby

There's a person who knows the word 'wallaby'.'

Old Mook Proverb


"The written word is a lie." P.i.L. Rise




Step 63


Stop making your dreams a reality. It's weird.


All Romes lead to Roads



Step 64


Give up and Start the Revolution


'The art of living is far more important than the art of great painters.' - Krishnamurti




Step 65


We are but things with eyes

That need to eat

Don't overthink it

I like feet


Step 66


If you paint in the dark

Turn a light on or something




Step 67


Make a list of the things you are going to do and when you plan to do them. And do them.


Step 68


End the search for that shore on this shore and save yourself some time.




Step 69


Read no further


Step 70


Anything can happen from now. You ARE at the meeting!





Step 71


No reliance on words or letters or pictures or wotnot.


See the new day


Step 72


7.441.999 times out of 7.442.000 you are an example of 'what everybody else thinks'. Never underestimate your influence. You could get a job making people nervous.


Feel smart when you read genius.

Know that there is nothing between you and it. Not even air.




Step 73


If I annoys You

And You annoys Me

That makes three


If I delete You

And you delete Me

I is free*


*this might mean something but I doubt it


Step 74


It is not about good or evil. It is about not wanting to be punched in the head.


Stop being manipulated by dirty old men




Step 75


Religion is very bad


Step 76


When you own a castle you will feel exactly the fucking same. I guarantee it.


Paintings all make the same sound.




Step 77


Until we invent a new form of language we can be sure that everything has already been thought or said.

The best of us can only hope to catch up.

In the mean time you do not belong here.


Step 78


There should be no distance between you and the person looking at you. No distance between the work and the work one puts into looking at the work. No distance between twoo and them riddle tim twoo. No minnanum bitwim nin an nonanoo. Gurg. Nur. Nut. Froo.





Step 79


Do one shit thing. That's just shit.

Do ten shit things and put them all together next to each other. There's your concept.


Step 80


It's the TV mums and dads that really fuck you up.


Remember you have nothing to sell.








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